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Romantic Nishimura Riki



Disciples are away on a trip, so Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji have the laundry courtyard all to themselves. Cue gentle teasing, water splashes, robes flying in the wind, and Lan Wangji blushing as Wei Wuxian wears his inner robes “just to test the fabric.”



You work at a top beauty clinic, crafting the perfect faces of Korea’s elite. Jin is a celebrity client seeking his 7th procedure, but behind his perfect image hides insecurity and trauma. As your professional relationship turns personal, both of you must confront what’s real, what’s performance, and what beauty costs.



Yandere Jung Hoseok



When The Untamed filming ends, the entire cast celebrates. But in the quiet of his hotel room, Xiao Zhan realizes that his time with Wang Yibo—the long days of rehearsals, laughter, and stolen glances—might never return. Wang Yibo knocks on his door one last time, clearly wanting to say something. Instead, he only says, “Take care, ge.” And leaves. Neither of them say the words burning inside.



During the wrap party after finishing the shooting of THE UNTAMED, everyone is laughing and celebrating, but Wang Yibo quietly pulls Xiao Zhan aside. The adrenaline of finishing filming gives him courage, and he blurts out: “I don’t want this to be the end of us.” What was supposed to be a goodbye turns into the beginning of something new.



Yandere Min Yoongi



Yandere oneshots



Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian somehow get trapped in IKEA (modern AU). Lan Zhan insists on following the arrows on the floor “as rules must be obeyed,” while Wei Wuxian keeps disappearing into random aisles, collecting unnecessary things like plush sharks, meatballs, and every single lamp. They end up with an entire fake household set up in the store before staff finds them.



Xiaoshuai is terrible at cooking, but insists on making a birthday meal for Suo Wei. Guo Cheng Yu...elegant and smirking as ever...secretly helps him in the kitchen. Between flour fights, stolen glances, and Cheng Yu leaning over Xiaoshuai’s shoulder to guide his hands, the “revengeful businessman” finds himself enjoying domestic bliss he never expected.



Yandere Kim Seokjin



Wang Yibo’s career takes him into the idol world, while Xiao Zhan’s skyrockets in acting. Their schedules never align. Rumors swirl, scandals rise, and soon they’re told it’s “better not to be seen together.” They still pass by each other at award shows...two strangers on stage, two aching souls off it.



Just what the title says.....



Yandere Kim Namjoon



A group of juniors starts a secret gardening club. Wei Wuxian crashes it. He brings cursed potatoes, chaotic compost, and somehow gets the carrots to grow in the shape of rabbits. Lan Wangji says nothing… except to quietly plant one beside his own lot. Wei Wuxian wins “Best Plant” and makes an acceptance speech no one asked for.



Wen Ning gets popular for accidentally filming aesthetic “zombie-core” content. He gains 3M followers by silently staring into the camera while stirring porridge. Wei Wuxian becomes his chaotic manager. Lan Wangji is forced to hold a ring light. Someone starts a fan theory that Wen Ning is immortal. They are correct. No one believes it.



Jiang Cheng accidentally starts a group chat with every sect leader... and can’t leave. Lan Xichen sends flower emojis. Nie Huaisang sends cursed memes. Jin Guangyao sends “friendly reminders” that sound like death threats. Wei Wuxian gets added somehow and immediately posts catboy edits of Lan Wangji. Lan Qiren joins and sends 12-paragraph texts in Classical Chinese. No one understands them, so they start sending stickers in response.



BTS accidentally witnesses something they shouldn’t (maybe Jin stealing snacks from another idol group’s fridge). They’re placed into “hiding” with absurd fake identities: RM is now a high school librarian who keeps breaking shelves. Jungkook works at a pet store but adopts every animal. Jimin runs a yoga class but just plays BTS songs and vibes.



Every single cultivator — including Nie Huaisang, Jiang Cheng, and Su She — suddenly realizes they’re in love with Lan Wangji. The only person not affected? Lan Wangji.

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