It should have been over.
Lan Wangji had kissed Wei Wuxian. In front of everyone. On a stage. After a dance battle, a poetry slam, and a spiritual light show.
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Yandere oneshots
Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian somehow get trapped in IKEA (modern AU). Lan Zhan insists on following the arrows on the floor “as rules must be obeyed,” while Wei Wuxian keeps disappearing into random aisles, collecting unnecessary things like plush sharks, meatballs, and every single lamp. They end up with an entire fake household set up in the store before staff finds them.
Xiaoshuai is terrible at cooking, but insists on making a birthday meal for Suo Wei. Guo Cheng Yu...elegant and smirking as ever...secretly helps him in the kitchen. Between flour fights, stolen glances, and Cheng Yu leaning over Xiaoshuai’s shoulder to guide his hands, the “revengeful businessman” finds himself enjoying domestic bliss he never expected.
Yandere Kim Seokjin
Wang Yibo’s career takes him into the idol world, while Xiao Zhan’s skyrockets in acting. Their schedules never align. Rumors swirl, scandals rise, and soon they’re told it’s “better not to be seen together.” They still pass by each other at award shows...two strangers on stage, two aching souls off it.
Just what the title says.....
Yandere Kim Namjoon
A group of juniors starts a secret gardening club. Wei Wuxian crashes it. He brings cursed potatoes, chaotic compost, and somehow gets the carrots to grow in the shape of rabbits. Lan Wangji says nothing… except to quietly plant one beside his own lot. Wei Wuxian wins “Best Plant” and makes an acceptance speech no one asked for.
Wen Ning gets popular for accidentally filming aesthetic “zombie-core” content. He gains 3M followers by silently staring into the camera while stirring porridge. Wei Wuxian becomes his chaotic manager. Lan Wangji is forced to hold a ring light. Someone starts a fan theory that Wen Ning is immortal. They are correct. No one believes it.
Jiang Cheng accidentally starts a group chat with every sect leader... and can’t leave. Lan Xichen sends flower emojis. Nie Huaisang sends cursed memes. Jin Guangyao sends “friendly reminders” that sound like death threats. Wei Wuxian gets added somehow and immediately posts catboy edits of Lan Wangji. Lan Qiren joins and sends 12-paragraph texts in Classical Chinese. No one understands them, so they start sending stickers in response.
BTS accidentally witnesses something they shouldn’t (maybe Jin stealing snacks from another idol group’s fridge). They’re placed into “hiding” with absurd fake identities: RM is now a high school librarian who keeps breaking shelves. Jungkook works at a pet store but adopts every animal. Jimin runs a yoga class but just plays BTS songs and vibes.
You’ve been hired as Namjoon’s tutor—but he’s cold and distant. When your estranged father shows up as his biological father, everything shifts. Emotional walls crumble amid taboo loyalties and blooming connection.
Just enhypen dark/obsessive/manipulative/yandere oneshots
You need money. He needs a fiancée to appease the media. You agree on a fake engagement. But when one of your glamorous photo shoots goes wrong, he rescues you—literally—and suddenly, the façade isn’t enough.
Just soft/fluffy romantic oneshots of BTS...
This story is entirely fictional and does not reflect the real-life behavior or character of BTS. It's a dramatized reimagining of a crime story using familiar names for emotional impact. Please separate fiction from reality.
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