Jiang Cheng accidentally starts a group chat with every sect leader... and can’t leave. Lan Xichen sends flower emojis. Nie Huaisang sends cursed memes. Jin Guangyao sends “friendly reminders” that sound like death threats. Wei Wuxian gets added somehow and immediately posts catboy edits of Lan Wangji. Lan Qiren joins and sends 12-paragraph texts in Classical Chinese. No one understands them, so they start sending stickers in response.












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